He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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