Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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