Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
whose ass print is on the piano?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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