Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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