i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
