WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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