belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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