Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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