Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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