if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Shame is for Republicans.
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