Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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