question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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