how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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