I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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