Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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