whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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