Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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