My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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