I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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