I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
how does that bad decision feel?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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