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I've blown a few things in my day
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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