Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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