How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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