hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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