have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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