I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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