That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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