ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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