"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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