Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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