so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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