worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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