Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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