Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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