yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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