You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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