let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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