Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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