He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
