Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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