His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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