We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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