spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
