boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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