is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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