i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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