Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
vagina is talking i cant
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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