Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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