i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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