I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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