is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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