I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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