Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I smell like Dick and happiness
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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