I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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