My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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