after a month anything with tits is on the radar
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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