Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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