birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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